sex so good

I had to blog about it.

Right now, I hate it.

What do you think I would look like if I had a cuter, smaller nose?

I should know that if I get really stoked on my life that eventually I'm just going to end up ignorantly depressed sooner or later. I just want to cry about everything that has happened in the last month and take it out on someone else.

I need warm weather. Or a vacation. Or to move far away from here.

Taco Night Battle Royale

Tortilla West taco night > Barnone taco night

Sorry to those who disagree. I only like to eat hard shelled tacos motherfuckers!

One time at Tortilla, I killed 5 tacos. Don't judge me! I'm still svelte, but I'm morbidly obese deep down inside.

Twitter

https://twitter.com/AmberTentacles

Oh lordy.

Dear lingering winter,

I am SO cold. Please hurry up and get warm, I think I'm starting to get depressed. Thanks.

Love,

Amber

(P.S. Daylight savings is March 8th!)

I already have a bathing suit, I am going to swim so much this summer. Like 3 times probably!
The Prophecy is a great movie, but honestly when you find a dead body freshly burnt, why would you cover your nose/mouth? You know that shit smell like BBQ.

Oh and latex clothing...yes, please!

Faith No More-Angel Dust

Gives me flashbacks of drunkenly locking myself out of the house last summer and having to sleep in my hot car all night and almost suffocating. It was a bad night. Good stuff though. Listening to it now while at work, wishing it was warm out.

I haven't gone out in almost a month

This weekend is going to be bad news.

All I know is that I want to drink some Black Label this evening.

Oh yeah, super stoked on this:

If you miss this, I'm sorry for you.

Stoked, actually.

Well, that term is vague but regardless, I will be excited to spend my free time doing something constructive.

Like this? Kind of(I wish) but not really.

Whole sausages in spaghetti

Looks like 3 severed penises are floating around in that pot to me.

Sauce is bangin' though <3

I don't think I can sleep without you anymore...

changes(repost)

I have realized that I can no longer nap, only go to bed early. This is a definite change from not only my past in general but every winter thus far in my life. Sleep has always been a method of escape for me, especially from depression. This has been the biggest change overall in the past year. I talk about it a lot, I think, but believe me when I say its kind of a big deal. Winter is usually a very long black hole. But this one has seemed short and with light at the end of the tunnel the entire way. I never thought it would be like this.

It's been a rough few weeks personally, but Charlie is the best support system in the world. I honestly wouldn't know what to do without him.

(Is this about my feelings?)

The Secret Life of Bees DVD menu = Frampton come alive! and a side profile of Lil' Wayne. Don't ask.

I want

Kingsford Goes to the Beach - The funniest videos are a click away

I hate you internets

STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

If you are a lady, you might not want to read this...or maybe you do.

Wizard Clothes

If I had any, right?

Apparently this blog is about my feelings.

New laptop

My brand new, black HP Pavillion dv5z just arrived in the mail this morning...they must have over-nighted it. My brother is getting it all set up for me. I am sooooooooooo excited, I can't wait to get off work!!

- Onyx- Genuine Windows Vista Home Premium with Service Pack 1 (64-bit)- AMD Turion(TM) X2 Dual-Core Mobile Processor RM-72 (2.1GHz)- 15.4" diagonal WXGA High-Definition HP BrightView Infinity Display (1280 x 800)- FREE Upgrade to 3GB DDR2 System Memory (2 Dimm) from 1GB DDR2 System Memory (1 Dimm)!!- ATI Radeon(TM) HD 3200 Graphics- FREE Upgrade to 250GB 5400RPM SATA Hard Drive with HP ProtectSmart Hard Drive Protection- [For BrightView Infinity Display] Webcam + Fingerprint Reader- HP Color Matching Keyboard- Wireless-G Card- No Modem- SuperMulti 8X DVD+/-R/RW with Double Layer Support- No TV Tuner w/remote control- 6 Cell Lithium Ion Battery- Microsoft(R) Works 9.0- HP Home & Home Office Store in-box envelope

Whatever the fuck all that means.

<3<3<3

happy wednesday

I think it is so fucking disgusting and questionable when parents kiss their grown children on the mouth.

over it

I can't wait until this is all over with.

I'm so sick of feeling as uncomfortable as I do.

P.S. Formula 50 is the best vitamin water flavor. Wanna fight about it?

Also, my new catchphrase: "Are you gonna eat that?"