Tuesday, March 17, 2009

white wine vs. red wine vs champagne

Can I take a second and give you my opinion on wine? Of course I can, its my blog and you're reading it. So, let me just say that all wines that you could consider white or even pink are for white trash and all red wines are for classy motherfuckers, like myself.
Unless, you are drinking a box of red wine, in which case you can go ahead and get in the trailer with the rest of them.
This, of course, does not include champagne which is the preferred drink of all ballers. Unless you're drinking Andre, then you might be a hobo.

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