You know what my problem is?

I never got the chance to violate a man who was saving himself for marriage or Jesus or whatever the fuck you want to call that. I think this would have been a good anecdote for me to recount as a withered old hag, or at least a hilarious story to tell people about how my magic pussy made someone forsake the lord.

But you know what is way better??

Letting the godless cop a feel:

I love my werewolf.